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Atheist Has An Argument With His Old Lady Neighbor – But Her Ingenious Reply Has Me In Stitches

One old lady had just the perfect response for her neighbor who was an atheist that strongly believed that God did not exist and its unlike anything we have heard in  a while! Here is the story that is sure to have you cracking up at the end, as her witty comeback is unfiltered and unexpected!

There was a little old lady who was very spiritual, who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell “Praise the Lord!”

Atheist Has An Argument With His Old Lady Neighbor – But Her Ingenious Reply Has Me In Stitches

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One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her yelling “Praise the Lord” from her porch, the neighbor went outside on his porch and yelled back, “There is no Lord!” Yet, the little old lady continued.

One cold, wintery day, when the little old lady couldn’t get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, “Help me Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no more food.”

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The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. “Praise the Lord!” she yelled.

Atheist Has An Argument With His Old Lady Neighbor – But Her Ingenious Reply Has Me In Stitches
Atheist Has An Argument With His Old Lady Neighbor – But Her Ingenious Reply Has Me In Stitches

The atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, “Ha ha! There is no Lord, I bought those groceries for you!”

The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and yelled, “Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!”

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Esther Khaye
Esther is a Viral content reporter at Faith Panda. She is also a content marketing influencer, entrepreneur and web geek.

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